BarBri Mad Libs
This is just to test the water... maybe a good way to blow off some steam for 15 minutes or so. If enough people try this by the end of the weekend, I may try to do one every other night or so. You gotta do this totally blind though. Just get a pen and write down the words you want to use. Then click to leave a comment. I have typed the whole mad lib in as the first comment. Get it? Basically you pick the words, then click on the comment link, to read the whole mad lib - I'll leave the black spaces where they belong. If you're so inclined, leave your words posted as a comment, so anyone else that tries this can read your mad lib. In the numbers below, I put a blank space between lines to indicate where a new paragraph begins.
Here it goes...
1. noun 2. verb 3. verb(present participle - that means ending in "ing") 4. adj 5. noun 6. noun (plural) 7. verb (past tense) 8. adverb 9. number 10. noun (plural if 9 was)
11. adj 12. noun 13. adverb 14. adj
15. adj 16. (repeat #5) 17. verb (past tense)
18. noun (plural)
19. verb 20. noun (plural) 21. verb
22. (repeat 9) 23. (repeat 10) 24. noun
25. verb 26. verb 27. verb (past tense) 28. verb 29. noun
30. verb 31. (repeat 9) 32. (repeat 10) 33. noun 34. (repeat 31) 35. verb (past tense) 36. noun
Jerk wrote this instead of exercising @ 1:51 PM
4 Comments:
Aerial Advertisers signed a --1-- with Zenith Film Productions to --2-- Zenith's new film, Battle Zone, by flying over Central City --3-- a --4-- --5-- belonging to Zenith which read "See the Blood and Guts of War in BATTLE ZONE." This contract specified that the --6-- were to be --7-- each Saturday morning at noon, for 2 weeks (the time in which the film was showing --8--) and Zenith was to pat Aerial --9-- --10-- per flight.
The first Saturday, Aerial was unable to fly because of a(n) --11-- --12--. The defective condition was --13-- --14-- and did not occur through any negligence or fault of Aerial.
The second Saturday, Aerial was --15--, but the Zenith --16-- was suddenly --17-- by fire, though through the fault of neither party, and could not be replaced in time.
Each party has sued the other for --18--.
Which of the following best states the rights and liabilites of the parties following the first Saturday?
A) Zenith is entitled to --19-- --20-- from Aerial on account of Aerial's failure to --21--.
B) Aerial is entitled to recover from Zenith the --22-- --23-- contract price, as the incapacity of the --24-- was not Aerial's fault.
C) Neither party is entitled to --25-- against the other, because Aerial's duty to --26-- was --27-- by impossibility, and Zenith's duty to --28-- was contigent on Aerial's --29--.
D) Neither party is entitled to --30-- against the other, because Zenith's offer to pay --31-- --32-- was in effect an offer for a(n) --33--, and since the --34-- was not --35-- , there was no valid --36--.
Aerial Advertisers signed a bologna with Zenith Film Productions to sit Zenith's new film, Battle Zone, by flying over Central City photocopying a ginormous garbage can belonging to Zenith which read "See the Blood and Guts of War in BATTLE ZONE." This contract specified that the shoes were to be roped each Saturday morning at noon, for 2 weeks (the time in which the film was showing gladly) and Zenith was to pat Aerial 12 --ovenmits per flight.
The first Saturday, Aerial was unable to fly because of a(n) green hairnet. The defective condition was sadly obtuse and did not occur through any negligence or fault of Aerial.
The second Saturday, Aerial was fragrant, but the Zenith garbage can was suddenly slurped by fire, though through the fault of neither party, and could not be replaced in time.
Each party has sued the other for banjos.
Which of the following best states the rights and liabilites of the parties following the first Saturday?
A) Zenith is entitled to sniff ball from Aerial on account of Aerial's failure to drive
B) Aerial is entitled to recover from Zenith the 12 ovenmits contract price, as the incapacity of the egg was not Aerial's fault.
C) Neither party is entitled to run against the other, because Aerial's duty to skip was bludgeoned by impossibility, and Zenith's duty to scrape was contigent on Aerial's blood
D) Neither party is entitled to drink against the other, because Zenith's offer to pay 12 oven mits was in effect an offer for a(n) gang member, and since the 12 was not smoked , there was no valid dope.
UH.... that's like 10 degrees of too complicated for my brain right now...
I have to agree with GG ... this is too complicated for me but it looks damn funny. Perhaps one in the future could be slightly shorter and more merciful? Of course I should have guessed I was in trouble before I hit the click through and I was sitting there realizing I had run out of verbs at around number twenty ...
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